...and he loves to boogie!
Flash Bat was born on a piece of paper at my old job. I used to be able to doodle and work on some of my projects, which was great. But the job ultimately sucked donkey butt, so I had to quit. Now I do all my "work" before and after work.
I crocheted the first Flash Bat almost a year ago, and gave him to a friend (Hi, Hillary!). The original Flash Bat was twice the size and didn't have ears. This is proof of evolution. Everything gets smaller and grows ears as it evolves. Someday the human race will entirely be made up of beings who are 1 meter tall and have no less than 3 fully formed sets of ears! It's science, people!
Does Flash Bat know all the secrets of Evolution? You bet.
The new Flash Bat (maybe I should call him Flash Bat 2.0?) also has a little snap on his shoulder to keep his arms in the "modesty" position. Not that Flash Bat 2.0 is all that modest. He wants you and everyone you care about to gaze upon his naughty bat-bits.
Can you see it? Bat Wiener!!!
He also has bat nips and a very lovely bat butt
I'm not sure how exactly I came up with this idea. A lot of times, I would just sit at my desk with a pencil in my hand and things would magically show up on the paper. I think this was one of those times.
I managed to find the original sketch! Which is (I think) the ultimate in progress pictures!
Yes, I drew this at work.
I also have a picture of Flash Bat 1.0. The quality and angle suck a lot, but you get the general idea.
The original Flash Bat, in all his naked glory.
His eyes were made out of these great buttons that were navy plastic with rhinestones in the middle. Sniff. I miss my volumes of craft supplies.
Anyways....
We went out to the thrift stores yesterday to look for a coffee table. There were no acceptable coffee tables to be had, but I did find a bunch of great fabrics (including a bolt of bubblegum pink stretch vinyl) AND a fabulous bag of scraps...for $2!! I love the thrift stores around here! They are heavy with awesome crafting goodies!
So I'm off to make some Luchadores from my haul of awesomeness from yesterday!
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